50/50 (levine, 2011)

what now?

batman (t. burton, 1989)

batman (t. burton, 1989)

if not now,
when?

- So here we are. It’s nothing fancy, but you know… What?
- Uh, it’s… Titembay, right?
- Yeah, it’s weird, huh? You’re, like, so freaked out right now. You’re running for the door. It’s okay. You can go. Don’t feel bad. It’s really…
- Stop doing that.
- What?
- The whole thing you just did. I wanna be here. If I didn’t, I wouldn’t be. Trust me, my family is way more fucked up than yours. Okay?
- Okay.
- So, Titembay.

- Do you lie a lot?
- What do you consider a lot?
- Enough for people to call you a liar.
- People call me lots of things.
- Is one of them “liar”?
- I could say no, but how would you know I’m not lyin’?
- I guess I could choose to trust you.
- You can do that?
- I can try.

And you know what? I’m okay with being unimpressive. I sleep better.

scrubs | pilot

elliot: …i know what you’re thinking.
j.d. (vo): your butt looks like two pringles next to each other.
j.d.: no, you don’t. 

who doesn’t call a dork like that back?

the office 7x06 | costume contest